Friday, April 06, 2018

Emmylou Harris "Pancho and Lefty"

Thursday, April 05, 2018

Here is what happened when Stormy Daniels described Donald Trump's genitalia to a police sketch artist:

(It's Steve Bannon) 


And this is what happened when Donald Trump described Stormy Daniels's vagina to a police sketch artist: 




(It's Madonna) 

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Please, please, do not snort condoms. It can result in choking to death. But if you insist on snorting a condom, always remember to first take it out of the wrapper. 

Yes, Eric Trump, we mean you. 



Is it just me, or does Sarah Huckabee Sanders always look like the mom who just discovered her son masturbating to goat porn? 


Kim Kardashian tried the Condom Snort Challenge. It was awkward when they had to inform Kim she first had to remove the condom off the guy who was using it.



Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky



I can handle things, I'm smart. Not like everybody says, I'm dumb. I'm smart and I want respect, Torn Slattern and Nugget Ranchers





The latest stupid trend is Condom Snorting. People snort a condom up their nose and remove it from their mouth. Or as it is also known, practicing safe idiocy.


Donald Trump fired his second top appointee by Twitter. When Trump hosted “The Apprentice,” he fired people by using a hand gesture called “The Cobra.” When he fires by Twitter, it’s called “The Slimy Worm.” 



102-year-old, Julia “Hurricane,” Hawkins, set the Over-100 record for 60 meters. This shattered the old Over-100 record for 60 meters: 50 meters.  



A South African minister was bitten in the buttocks by a lion after trying to prove god would protect him. That story again, a lion was treated for nausea after tasting moron-ass. 



102-year-old, Julia “Hurricane” Hawkins, set the Over-100 record for 60 meters. Better luck next time, Cher.



The latest stupid trend at parties is Condom Snorting. They snort a condom up their nose and remove it from their mouth. So take that, people who doubted millennials.


Since you asked:


It is striking the similarities between the mass shooting at Parkland by Nikolas Cruz and the mass shooting here in San Diego at Santana High by Andy Williams in 2001.

But the most striking thing was the difference between the two shootings. The first was done by a pistol, the second by an AR 15. 

Both shooters were bullied losers who were so entitled - yes, there is that word again - they felt justified in killing the people who were mean to them. They both had it pounded into their heads, by well-intended people, that verbal abuse was tantamount to physical abuse, thus they felt justified in killing their verbal abusers.

Verbal abuse is not, repeat, not as bad as physical abuse. Anyone who teaches differently, no matter how good the intention, is wrong. Common sense tells us so.

Luckily for the children of Santana High, the shooter, Williams, only had a pistol. The difference between a pistol and an automatic weapon in these examples is: two killed 15 wounded in 20minutes by a pistol at Santana High, in Parkland, 17 killed 14 wounded in six minutes by an AR 15.

What I found so disturbing about the Santana shooting, besides the killings, was how the press marketed and changed the story to make it more slick and interesting. They sold it as an affluent San Diego high school where a sweet, little kid was bullied by the big mean jocks.

Neither was remotely true. Santana High is not affluent, it is a rural high school with drug, violence and gang problems. Andy Williams was a loser, druggy skateboarder who was bullied by his fellow loser, druggy skateboarders. (No, not all skateboarders are druggy losers, but in this case, they were) 

Apparently the sound of a little kid in a plush area getting picked on by mean football players sold better than the truth of a son of a meth-whore who picked up one of her mom's boyfriend's guns to get back at the dirtbags who stole his skateboard. 

The most significant difference between Parkland and Santana is the firepower the two losers used.  

We cannot stop a-holes who want to kill their enemies from being a-holes who want to kill their enemies. What we can do is take away their ability to kill over a dozen people in a few minutes with an AR 15. 

But, once again, if the NRA can justify 20 six-year-olds getting slaughtered by an automatic weapon used by a nut-job, like they did at Sandy Hook, they can justify anything. 


On a lighter note:

Has due-diligence been done to assure that the band Better Than Ezra is actually better than Ezra? If they are not? What an injustice to Ezra.


I'm Claudia from Gleeb. 





Sunday, April 01, 2018

Happy Easter and Peeps to my peeps, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



There was a huge sewage spill on the field of Dodger Stadium. That story again: the Dodgers were charged with impersonating the New York Mets.


A South African minister was bitten in the buttocks by a lion after trying to prove god would protect him. He’s OK and expects to go back soon to preaching at the Church of the Holy Kardashians.





There’s an online test to determine how narcissistic you are. The five levels of narcissism are: 1, Modest, 2, Mildly Narcissistic, 3, Conceited, 4, Utterly Self-Absorbed, and 5, Trumpish.



Ireland is opening its first nude beach in April. After all, Ireland is known for its beaches the way Hawaii is known for its leprechauns.



Ireland is opening its first nude beach in April. That story again: seaside tourism in Ireland is expected to plummet.


He’s OK, but a South African minister was bitten in the buttocks by a lion after trying to prove god would protect him. That story again: lions do not like the taste of idiots.



David Schwartz, the lawyer for Donald Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, said Cohen paid $130,000 out of his pocket to Stormy Daniels out love for Donald Trump. And if you cannot believe the lawyer of a lawyer, who can you believe? 



Sean Penn has written a book, “Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff.” That story again: idiots, like Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber, continue to write books without ever having read one. 



Sean Penn has written a book, “Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff,” in which Penn attacks the #MeToo movement. But any actor who looks like he snorts coke off a hooker's butt with a lit Marlboro dangling from his mouth has to be somewhat of an expert on feminism.   



It started to look like it was not Loyola's night when Sister Jean looked at Michigan's mascot, Biff-the-wolverine, and gave it the finger.



Since you asked:

                           West Virginia Tech's Bob Huggins


Due to the unholy conflagration of huge colleges, rich alumni, egos, money, fame, and poverty-stricken inner-city teenagers and crazy sports parents, NCAA basketball will always be a magnet for lying, sleazy, oily, immoral con-artists like Jerry Tarkanian, Sonny Vaccaro, John Chaney, Bob Huggins, Rick Pitino, Bobby Knight,  John Thompson and, yes, Mike Krzyzewski.

Just to name a few. 

Unfortunately, what is often needed for a successful college basketball coach is a slippery, charismatic egomaniac who can saunter into the living room of a blue collar - or often far poorer - desperate parent, and parent is usually singular, and lie right to their face how they can assure fame and, far more importantly, fortune for them and their beloved high school child.

(And 99% of the time, this false promise is gilded with an illegal payout from an equally sleazy alumni) 

This lie is told while knowing every one of those players has less than a 1 in 1,000th chance of any NBA success.

These are the worst people, men who have knowingly built their own castle of fame and fortune on the broken hearts of poor teenage boys. 

Sometimes the characters even fit the sleazy image like a badly drawn cartoon character, like Jerry Tarkanian, Mike Krzyzewski, Rick Pitino, Bobby Knight and Bob Huggins. 

Bob Huggins always looks like a guy with terminal heartburn who swills scotch and cleans his ears with his Cadillac car key and says the word “Crap” constantly.

Jerry Tarkanian looked like he dealt in human slavery on the side for fun. (Actually met Tark a few times and he did not disappoint in terms of sleaze, in fact, he oozes sleaze. But he was a surprisingly down-to-earth, open and funny guy)  

Mike Krzyzewski. Wombats make fun of how much Krzyzewski looks like a wombat.  

Rick Pitino looks like, and was, the guy caught banging a cocktail waitress for the best 60 seconds of her life.

Bobby Knight, a slob who looks like a perverted uncle and was, in fact, a well-known teenage abuser, will always remembered for telling Larry Bird he had no future in basketball. (Who says that to any teenager, let alone the one who would become one of the best?) 

And yet there is hope when good guys come around like UCLA’s John Wooden and, well, John Wooden. Oh, and San Diego State’s Steve Fischer. (Met him and was impressed)  And Celtic's Brad Stevens. 

To their credit, the NCAA has cracked down on illegal payments, but that just creates a bigger rift between the sleaze bags who are great at hiding their tracks and the good guys who have nothing to hide. 

Two of the best were John Wooden and Steve Fischer. Two guys who promised kids and their parents nothing more than the lessons learned from combining talent, education, hard work and dedication.

Let's now welcome Loyola's Porter Moser into that elite group.