Wednesday, April 25, 2018

It is my wish and prayer that great Prince Willy and the wonderful Duchess Kate name their baby boy Prince. That way we have Prince Prince, so nice they named him twice.



Colorado man named Dylan McWilliams has been bitten by a rattlesnake, a bear and a shark. Asked to comment, Mother Nature said, "I don't know, there's just something about that guy that pisses me off."




Watching Donald Trump try to shovel dirt was like watching a monkey try to get amorous with a football.




Louisiana passed a law making it illegal to have sex with animals by 25 to 10. That story again, ten Louisiana state senators voted in favor of having sex with animals.



Patriot tight end, Rob Gronkowski, bought a stake in race horse named Gronkowski. Gronkowski then spent the day in the barn eating feed and pooping in his stall. And the horse ran on the track. 



When asked why he would invest in an animal named Gronkowski for sport, Patriot's owner Bob Kraft had no comment. 



Kanye West tweeted his love for Donald Trump while wearing a MAGA hat. "Thank you, thank you, oh, thank you," said Shania Twain. 



Kanye West tweeted his love for Donald Trump while wearing a MAGA hat. Now there is a man who is in touch with his core audience.