Donald Trump cheated on Melania with porn star, Stormy Daniels, right after Barron was born. President Jimmy Carter got in far worse trouble for admitting he lusted in his heart.

A Philadelphia Eagles fan was arrested for punching a police horse. It was serious. The horse had to undergo concussion protocol. But the horse tested higher than Patriot, Rob Gronkowski, so he’s OK.

“InTouch” magazine revealed an interview where Story Daniels reveals salacious details of sex with Donald Trump. Said Trump, “It’s a lie. I’ve never eaten a salacious in my life.”

Happy Winnie the Pooh Day. Donald Trump celebrated Winnie the Pooh day by running around with his head in a honey pot and not wearing pants.

New England Patriot, Rob Gronkowski, did a PSA to stop kids from eating Tide Pods. When we need Gronk to be our voice of reason? We’re in way worse trouble than I thought.

Porn star, Stormy Daniels, described sex with Donald Trump as unmemorable. So I am guessing the term Bigly did not come up.

Donald Trump had his presidential physical with Dr. Ronny Jackson, who proclaimed Trump was a healthy 6.3, 239. In addition, Jackson announced Trump will be starting for the New England Patriots Sunday at outside linebacker.

Donald Trump cheated on Melania, right after Barron was born, with a porn star, Stormy Daniels. And yet Trump is still married. Maybe he is a genius.