Thursday, October 05, 2017





"Bruce Jenner and Donald Trump are what?"


- OJ being caught-up after prison.

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

We were rockin' pretty steady 'till the sky went light, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


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Sec. of State, Rex Tillerson once called Donald Trump a moron. To which Trump said, “Sorry Rex, but the name of the band is Moron 5. Everyone knows that. Sad.”


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After actor, Steven Seagal’s rant against NFL anthem protestors, boxer, George Foreman challenged Seagal to a fight. Have you seen how fat Seagal is? He could not beat a George Foreman grill.


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The food trend in Thailand is waffles shaped like penises. You order the Donald Trump for an appetizer and you get the Tommy Lee for the table.


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After actor, Steven Seagal’s rant against NFL anthem protestors, boxer, George Foreman challenged Seagal to a fight. Can you believe that? They’re still calling Seagal an actor.


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After actor, Steven Seagal’s rant against NFL anthem protestors, boxer, George Foreman challenged Seagal to a fight in Las Vegas. They’re calling it “The Geezers at Caesars.”



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Soccer star, Alex Morgan, was kicked out of Disney World for being drunk. It got ugly when Minnie Mouse taunted that soccer players can’t use their hands and Morgan fired back with, “At least my hands have four fingers.”


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OJ Simpson is living in a mansion on a golf course in Las Vegas. Just a few days out of prison and already OJ is killing it.

Shoot. I had my money on Kato Kaelin’s couch.



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Donald Trump threw paper towels at Puerto Rico hurricane victims. I’m surprised he did not throw tampons because everything Trump does has strings attached.


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A German soccer team is being sponsored by a female porn star. And soon also by a pizza delivery service and a pool-cleaning company.


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They may include video games in the next Olympics. To which the badminton players yelled, “Hooray, someone else for the jocks to pick on.”


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The latest food trend in Thailand is waffles shaped like penises. It was awkward when one customer yelled: “Look, a waffle shaped like Donald Trump.” 



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Cam Newton mocked a female reporter for asking him about passing routes. Would he have preferred she asked him why he was such a whiny little bitch after blowing Super Bowl '16? 



Tuesday, October 03, 2017

A German soccer team is being sponsored by a female porn star. As a result, they have been winning a lot of games by coming from behind.

Monday, October 02, 2017

The Wild One, Forever



My heart is broken.

Tom Petty was what happens when you go from really liking a rock star to loving one. And for me, the heartbreak in his voice on this song is what did it.