Tuesday, September 19, 2017

At the TV-award-Emmys, actress Shailene Woodley bragged she doesn’t own a TV. Here’s my question: if a CrossFit vegan who rescued a puppy does not own a TV and drives a Prius, which one do they bore you with first?

On a personal side note: Please god, let Shailene Woodley begin dating Ezekiel Elliott. 




In Colorado, a woman dubbed “The Mad Pooper” is terrorizing a neighborhood. She is wanted for public defecation and impersonating Kellyanne Conway.