Friday, August 25, 2017

In Australia, streets named for “Game of Thrones” characters had to change Lannister Road due to complaints of Cersei and Jamie’s incest. And drivers on Theon Street kept getting cut off. 

(And no, I am not tacky enough to say Tyrion Street was too short) 


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A New Jersey woman was hospitalized after a fidget spinner got stuck in her vagina. She is fine and she has been named an honorary Kardashian. 

On the bright side, at least we know Snookie is alive and well.


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Private jet space in Las Vegas’ McCarran airport is being limited for the McGregor-Mayweather fight. In addition, jets will be charged for a full hour even though the fight will be over in two minutes. 

This is why other countries hate us. 


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Treas. Sec., Steve Mnuchin, is being accused of arranging a fake, expensive trip to Fort Knox to see the full eclipse. Mnuchin denied this as he prepared to leave for Las Vegas to supervise a Casino cash flow investigation that just happens to be during the McGregor-Mayweather fight. 


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Private jets space in Las Vegas’ McCarran airport is being limited for the McGregor-Mayweather fight. Due to the probable brevity of the fight, the jets will barely have time to refuel, restock Crystal champagne and fill up the gold bath tubs with caviar.