At this time I would like to sincerely congratulate Mavis Wancyzk for winning the $758 mil. Powerball, and I wish her all the happiness in the world, or my name isn’t Alex Wancyzk Kaseberg.

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A juror in the fraud conviction of Despised-Aids-Drug-Gouger, Martin Shkreli, said Shkreli was his own worst enemy. And he was also his own worst enema. 

It turns out being the worst human since Bernie Madoff is not a good legal ploy.

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Congratulations to Mavis Wancyzk on winning the $758 mil Powerball. To give you an idea how rich Mavis is, she can now go on Instagram and insult Louise Linton.

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During Donald Trump’s speech in Phoenix, protesters threw water bottles at the police. Several of the police were treated for being over-hydrated.


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A teacher in California upset parents when she read children a book on transgenderism. And they really did not like it when she read “Bi-Curious George.”