British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. It was so slow, Major League Baseball offered suggestions to speed up play.

  

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. That is the slowest thing in sports since, Thunder Snow, the horse I bet on in the Kentucky Derby. 

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, hit his tee shot 100 yards to the right on the 13th tee. It went so far to the right it had to be covered by “Fox News.” 

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. 30 minutes. Tiger Woods could have met, dated and broke up with a Hooters waitress in that time.

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, hit his 13th tee shot 100 yards to the right. Initial reports said the ball landed in an alley of old sheds. This turned out to be fake mews.

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. It was like watching a golf tournament and a baseball game broke out. 

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. During that time on “Game of Thrones,” Theon Greyjoy grew his penis back. 

British Open winner, Jordan Spieth, took 30 minutes to make a shot on the 13th hole. I’ve actually seen Cleveland Brown running backs move faster than Spieth.