That's what I was thinking when I was knuckles-deep in Cousin Terry, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Receiver, John Ross, ran a record 4.22 40 at NFL combine. That is faster than a PricewaterhouseCoopers executive can screw up an envelope.

Donald Trump accused Barack Obama of plotting a Watergate tapping of Trump Tower. That charge is so ludicrous, one of Trump’s Russian prostitutes peed herself laughing.