Friday, January 06, 2017


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The world’s soccer head, FIFA, announced they are expanding the World Cup from 32 teams to 48. Why? Two words: More bribes.

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65 women have filed sexual assault or police charges against former USA gymnast doctor Larry Nassar. Those are Cosby-esque numbers. 

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In the title game, Clemson defeated Alabama 35-31 in the last second. There was one second left. Even Ronda Rousey could not have lost in one second. 

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The good news is 17 people have been arrested for the Paris jewel robbery of Kim Kardashian. The bad news is it looks like Rob Kardashian and Chyna Blac have some explaining to do.

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How about that jacked ref during the college title game? Mike Defee made Ed Hochuli look like Justin Bieber. 

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The Pope Francis gave his blessing to women who have to breastfeed in public. It keeps their minds off of the priests who are molesting their other children. 

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Navy Dolphins are being trained to find endangered porpoises. They are the increasingly rare Payphone Porpoises.   

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Donald Trump tweeted that Meryl Streep is overrated. And he tweeted to Robert DeNiro, “Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?” 

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In Green Bay’s 38-13 win over New York, Giants receiver, Odell Beckham Jr. dropped two passes including a touchdown. Beckham then punched a hole in the locker room wall. It’s a tough night when Odell can’t even hang on to the damage deposit.

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At the Golden Globes, Meryl Streep criticized Donald Trump and Trump then tweeted Streep was over-rated. And Streep is the most overrated actor with 19 Academy Award nominations.