According to a study, women are programmed to regret one-night stands. This study was not brought to you by Jaegermeister. 

Donald Trump says he can get rid of ISIS. It’s true. The guy owned the USFL’s New Jersey Generals, four casinos, a steak line and a brand of vodka that all went bust. Anyone who can fail at football, eating meat, gambling and drinking in America can get rid of anything.