“Fox News” has been sued for $20 mil. for sexual harassment. It is so bad for women at “Fox News,” Ann Coulter wouldn’t work there if she was a woman.
Baltimore Ravens lineman, John Urschel, received four A’s in the PHD program at MIT. Forget a math PHD at MIT, most NFL players can barely understand OMG and LOL.
Baltimore Ravens lineman, John Urschel, received four A’s in the math PHD program at MIT. On HBO’s “Hard Knocks,” LA Ram first draft pick, Jared Goff, did not know the sun rose in the East. The intelligence gap in the NFL is wider than the gap in Michael Strahan's front teeth.
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. This is really hard for Taylor. How is she going to find a song lyric that rhymes with Hiddleston?
The Forty Niners released Bruce Miller after he was arrested for punching a 70-year-old man in the face. He was also arrested for spousal battery in 2015. So Miller picks on old men and women. Forget standing up for the National Anthem, this guy isn’t man enough to stand up when he pees.
Trump summed up
Conservative commentator, Ann Coulter, did badly during the Rob Lowe roast. Coulter has not been this upset since a house landed on her sister.
Today is the first day of school for many kids. Or as I called the first day of school: the only day I was all caught up with homework.
The White House cancelled a meeting with Philippines president, Rodrigo Duterte, after he called President Obama a son of a whore. President Obama will get even. Introducing Philippines Ambassador Ryan Lochte.
Donald Trump has been accused of pandering to black voters and Mexicans. Trump denied pandering to blacks and Mexicans saying, "That would be no bueno, Homeboy."
Conservative commentator, Ann Coulter, did badly during the Rob Lowe roast. It’s the last time Ann has Melania Trump steal jokes for her.
Conservative commentator, Anne Coulter, did badly during the Rob Lowe roast. Even her flying monkeys were upset.
The White House cancelled a meeting with Philippines president, Rodrigo Duterte, after he called President Obama a son of a whore. On the bright side, Donald Trump hired Duterte as a speech writer.
Philippines president, Rodrigo Duterte, apologized for calling President Obama a son of a whore. What he meant to say was Obama’s like a song we adore. Yeah, that’s it.
Since you asked:
Let’s list the best of the worst songs. The guilty pleasures of embarrassing songs we like whether we like it or not. Most are done by great bands and artists, some are not.
“I’m so excited” Pointer Sisters
“Come on Eileen” Dexys Midnight Runners (Ode to "Tommy Boy.")
“Burning Down the House” Talking Heads
“Futures so Bright” Timbuk 3 (Another ode to TB)
"Lady In Red" Chris De Burgh
"I Want it That Way" Backstreet Boys (I bet you do)
"Radar Love" Golden Earring
“Mandy” Barry Manilow
"Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye," Steam
“"Careless Whisper" (Guilty Feet have got no rhythm) Wham
“Dancing in the Dark” The Boss (Love the Boss, but come on. Dancing with Courtney Cox?)
“Don’t You Forget About Me” Simple Minds
“Walking on the Moon” Police
“Total Eclipse of the Heart” Bonnie Tyler
"Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun” Cyndi Lauper (This is almost too good to be a GP)
"U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer
“She’s a Maniac” Hall & Oats
“Raspberry Beret” Prince
“Who Let the Dogs Out?” Baja Boys
“500 Miles” The Proclaimers
"Broken Wings" Mr. Mister
"I'm Too Sexy" Right Said Fred
“All Right Now” Free (This song is probably too good to be considered a guilty pleasure)
“Beat It” MJ
"If You Leave Me Now" Chicago
“Sailing” Christopher Cross
“I don’t want to lose your love tonight” The Outfield
“Steal My Sunshine” Len
“Firework” Katy Perry
“Drops of Jupiter” Train