Monday, December 12, 2016

In San Diego, a prisoner fight broke out at the George Bailey Detention Center. Apparently it’s not a wonderful life at the George Bailey Detention Center.

Apparently the Mr. Potter Detention Center is even worse. 


Who names a detention center after the character in “It’s a Wonderful Life”? These guys are in jail, they know their lives are bad. Don’t rub it in. That’s like tossing poor people in the Bill Gates Debtor’s Prison. 




Last week, a woman gave birth on a flight from Philadelphia to Orlando. The pilots were so shocked they almost dropped their margaritas. 




Carly Fiorina met with Donald Trump who asked about her, “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” Apparently they had serious face time because Carly came out orange.



Last week, a woman gave birth on a flight from Philadelphia to Orlando. Spirit Airlines charged the woman an extra passenger fee. Which is even more shocking because it happened on Southwest Airlines. 





While accepting the Billboard Women in Music “Woman of the Year” award, Madonna blasted the music business for being agist and sexist. To which the music business said, “Hey, old lady, give us back your award. "