The New York Mets fans got a thrill when Wilmer Flores changed his walk-up song to the theme from “Friends.” Much better then when Alex Rodriguez changed his to the theme from “The Cosby Show.” 

The New York Mets fans got a thrill when Wilmer Flores changed his walk-up song to the theme from “Friends.” Unfortunately, the at-bat ended with Flores jumping into a fountain. 





Everyone's excited for the NFL season. The New England Patriots are so pumped up, they had to let some air out. 



Ryan Lochte has been suspended from swimming for 10 months for his Rio fake robbery lie.  When asked to comment, Ryan said, “10 months? That is almost half a year.” 

They made it ten months so he could count it without taking his shoes off. 

What I am trying to say here is the man is stupid. Where Lochte trains they have to put urinal cakes in the bathroom that say "Do Not Eat." 



Amber Rose said she had a threesome and hated it. She said it was like a twosome but with way more math. 

Amber said she liked having sex with Kanye West more than the threesome, but she couldn't put a finger up the reason why.