Rescue workers in Italy found a golden retriever named Romeo alive nine days after being trapped in the rubble of the earthquake. In addition to being alive and well, Romeo did not have to hear about Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton for nine days. 

A 5.6 earthquake hit Oklahoma. It was bad. At the University of Oklahoma, it actually shook some football players into a classroom. 

The founder of Latinos for Trump, Marco Gutierrez, warned if we don’t check illegal immigrants, we could have a taco truck on every corner. We’re still waiting to hear the downside. 

An aide to Hillary Clinton claims they lost a laptop full of Hillary’s email in the mail. They said they lost it in the mail because they did not have a big enough dog available to say it eat it. 





Donald Trump spoke at a church in Detroit about racial unity. In an equally absurd scenario, Keith Richards spoke at an L. A. gym about the importance of discipline and exercise.