Wednesday, June 08, 2016


There is an app that allows you to rent hotel rooms by the hour. The app is called Recharge. Because the name Quicken was already taken.

There is an app that allows you to rent hotel rooms by the hour. Good news for the guy who has to clean the bathroom at Starbucks.



On “So You Think You Can Dance” Paula Abdul had a young contestant throw up on her. Paula said the experience was still better than siting next to Simon Cowell.




Paul Ryan called Trump’s attacks on the judge racist but he still endorses him. Ryan thought Trump’s remarks were only Paula Deen racist, not Donald Sterling or Mel Gibson racist. 




Florida police found an alligator holding a body that was missing an arm and a leg.  Either the alligator ate the limbs or he had just paid to go to Disney World.

Experts say somebody had tried to give him a hand, but by then he was hopping mad. 

Police would not speculate as to what happened. They did not want to go out on a limb. 

A man identified the body as his brother, but after a closer look called him his half-brother. 

The body was not considered dangerous. He was unarmed. 





Doctor-assisted dying is about to be legal in Canada. It will come in handy when all of us Americans move up to Canada after Trump is elected. 



Snoop Dog threw out the first pitch at the San Diego Padres game. His pitch was high and outside. Just like Snoop Dog.



In an interview with “The Telegraph,” Actress Kim Catrell revealed her lifelong battle with insomnia. Or something like that, I feel asleep reading it. 

Having insomnia. This so Samantha. 




Florida police found an alligator holding a man’s body. Or as they call that in Florida: a really bad Tinder date. 



Florida police found an alligator holding a man’s body, a body missing an arm and a leg. The alligator was immediately treated for a meth overdose.