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A former NFL punter and fitness guru, Steve Weatherford, claims he was kicked out of a Planet Fitness for grunting too hard. Its the same reason they kicked Chris Christy out of a Chipotle bathroom. 


A man in prison claims he was not only adopted by Prince, but Prince left him $7 mil. in a will. Yeah. Nice try O.J. Simpson. Stick with finding the real killers.