Friday, April 29, 2016

After the messy break-up of “Live with Kelly and Michael” with Michael going to “GMA” soon, Kelly Ripa awkwardly brought up Strahan’s two divorces. That wasn’t even as bad as the fact Kelly had Michael’s pet rabbit boiling on the stove.


Former Ohio State running back and #4 pick, Ezekiel Elliott, showed up at the NFL draft in a midriff-barring crop-top. That sound you hear is Walter Payton spinning in his grave.


Congress passed a bill making the Bison our National Mammal. It was awkward when Donald Trump replied, “It’s shameful how they snubbed the Buffalo.” 


NFL #1 draft pick bust, JaMarcus Russell, is considering a comeback. Can it be considered a comeback if, technically, he never really played in the first place? 


Indiana basketball coaching legend Bobby Knight endorsed Donald Trump. It is all part of Trump’s Indiana campaign regrettably named: “Hoosier Daddy?”




NFL prospect, Laremy Tunsil, minutes before he was to be drafted, had his Instagram hacked with a video of him smoking pot from a gas mask bong. He then fell from the #3 pick to #13. Tunsil's agent, Johnny Manziel, had no comment. 


Former Ohio State running back and #4 pick, Ezekiel Elliott, showed up at the NFL draft in a midriff-baring crop-top. He got the fashion tip from OJ Simpson since he has gone sissy in prison.