Astronaut Scott Kelley returned after a year in space to find Madonna on tour, a Clinton running for president and the police testing OJ Simpson’s knife and he said, “Stop screwing around. What year is it really?”

Australian Adam Scott beat US’s Bubba Watson at Donald Trump’s Doral golf course for the Cadillac Championship. Or as Trump called Scott beating Watson, another foreigner taking an American job. Trump wants to build a wall between us and Australia.