In Los Angeles, a leg was stolen from an organ donation van. The victim was hopping mad. But those thieves really went out on a limb. 

When the van owner filed a report with the police they thought he was pulling their leg. 

In addition to theft, the thieves will be wanted for cattle rustling . . . for stealing a calf.

The biopic, “Steven Jobs” bombed at the box office. It did so badly, they are thinking or re-naming it “Michael Dell.”

50 Women have now accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. I’m starting to think there is something to this.

How to make a Donald Trump Halloween pumpkin:

A, Buy a huge, bright orange pumpkin.

B, Throw some straw on top.

C, You're done.