Tiger Wood has opened a $8 mil. restaurant in Florida called The Woods Jupiter. The food is great, but the service is terrible due to Tiger constantly groping the waitresses.

Deez Nuts is polling in third place overall in the presidential race. Who would have thought there could have been a bigger joke of a candidate with a goofier name than Donald Trump?

The FDA is about to approve a female Viagra drug. “Oh great. Now they come out with that,” said Bill Cosby.