Wednesday, July 01, 2015

In Dana Point, CA, a woman broke both of her ankles when a 600 pound dolphin jumped into their boat. The dolphin was fine and swam away. “Flipper? It damn near killed her.”



There is a dating site for well-endowed men called 7-OrBetter and it has attracted over 60,000 women. And no, I will not give you my password. 


There is a dating site for well-endowed men called 7-OrBetter and it has attracted over 60,000 women and a lot of men who are apparently very bad at math.



In sad news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced. If you are happy about this information, you can log on to the new website: “You have no shot.com.”

In sad news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced. Oh great, And right after I just bought the domain name Bennifer.

 In sad news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced. Insiders say Ben has become quite difficult since winning his second Oscar. When asked to comment, Ben said; “I told you not to look me in the eyes.”