Friday, May 01, 2015







Vermont Senator, Bernie Sanders, is running for president. He is also the leading contender in the "Larry David Look-Alike Contest."





Today is National Honesty Day. I’m lying, it was yesterday...


Ford is recalling almost a million cars due to steering problems and the doors fly open. The good news is, right before you hit that tree, you will be able to jump out of the open door.



Jameis Winston was drafted #1 by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Perfect fit for Winston because Buccaneers derives from a French word that means: pirate who steals shellfish.