It is cold back East. That thing on Donald Trump’s head was wearing a thing on its head.

The American Kennel Club has announced the most popular dog breed is Labrador. The least popular dog breed is the combination of the Shih Tzu and poodle, the Shitzpoo.

Investigators of the Bruce Jenner Malibu crash say Jenner was guilty of driving “HUA” or Head Up Ass. Good thing it was him and not Kim Kardashian. If Kim had her head up her ass, we might never find it again.

Kris Kardashian has signed a four year $100 mil. deal with “E” for the show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” The deal does not include Bruce Jenner, but he’ll get points when he runs into the backend.

In Arizona, a video has gone viral of the police lassoing a llama. But whatever you do, do not Google the phrase “lassoing a llama.” You can’t un-see it.

Alaska has legalized marijuana. Now people besides Sarah Palin will think they can see Russia from their house.

Alaska has legalized marijuana. So now people in Alaska cannot stop giggling when they say the name of the city of Gnome.

You can now have Starbucks coffee delivered to your door. Is this a good idea? Starbucks employees can’t write a name correctly, how are they going to get an entire address right?

You can now have Starbucks coffee delivered to your door. It was great, I ordered a drink online and ten minutes later there is a guy at my door with the wrong drink order for Ailexka Kastlebury.

Since you asked:

Just saw an entire episode of “Modern Family” done on an Apple MacBook Pro laptop. They used video phones, texts, e-mails, Google, Skype, iPads, iPhones, split screens and Yahoo. It was creative, it was innovative, it was advanced, it was imaginative. It was forward, out-of-the-box thinking.

It was also so annoying it was almost impossible to watch. Took me five tries to get through it.