It is official, Honey Boo Boo’s parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, have split up. The couple is citing irreconcilable idiocies.

The head of the Secret Service, Julia Pierson, resigned. She is going to be appointed as the head of couples counseling for the NFL.

In Paris, a fight broke out between Justin Bieber’s posse and the paparazzi. As soon as the fight broke out, 50 French bystanders immediately surrendered.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kucher named their new baby girl Wyatt. What a relief, I was afraid it might be named something weird.