Think of all the roads, think of all their crossings, taking steps is easy, standing still is hard, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Kim Kardashian is now a blonde. Yes, believe it or not, Kim Kardashian found a way to make herself even stupider.

After losing to Germany 1-0, the US advances in the World Cup. And you wonder why US sports fans find soccer confusing? Imagine a Chicago Bears fan saying; “If we could just lose to the Green Bay Packers, we’d make the playoffs.”

Uraguay’s Luis Suarez was banned from soccer for four months for biting an Italian player. What’s the difference between Suarez and an Olive Garden customer? Suarez has had a real bite of Italian.