The Florida ex-cop who shot a man for texting during a movie had texted right before. His text was; “Hey, some a-hole is texting during the movie.”

Way to go, Florida. Just when we think you can't get anymore Florida, you get more Florida. 

The debate rages over whether Crimea will rejoin Russia. To which Siberia asked, “Hey, what about us?” And Russia said; “Nah, we’re good.”