Hey, hey, my, my, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Embattled Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford, challenged the city to hold a snap election; they did and Ford was voted; “Guy you’d least like to follow in an airplane bathroom.”

A survey claims, of all the accents in the US, the Southern accent is the sexiest; this survey consisted of people who have never seen “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”

Prior to the USC-Stanford game, USC fans held up signs taunting Miami Dolphin alleged bully victim, Jonathan Martin, who went to Stanford, as feminine and weak. Of course the USC students had to ask the Stanford students how to spell the signs.

Stanford lost a heart-breaking game to USC, 20-17; the Stanford fans were inconsolable. Or as USC students call inconsolable: a big word I don’t understand.

President Obama’s approval rating is at an all-time low 39%. The only way things could be worse for Obama if it turns out Osama bin Laden is alive and tried, but could not log on to the HealthCare.gov. website to buy insurance.

Since you asked:

There is such a guilty pleasure from watching the fall of an evil faux celebrity. We saw it with Paris Hilton, the cast of “Jersey Shore” Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag and now we are seeing it with the Kardashians. And with the Jersey Shore and Speidi, we also got the additional guilty pleasure of watching them go broke. Lindsay Lohan is not in this group because at one point before she killed her brain with booze and drugs, she had talent.

That ain’t happening with Paris and the Kardashians. Too much cash.

What is so amazing about it is they cannot see the 15-minutes-of -fame–is-over forest for the sycophant ass-kisser trees. They genuinely believe they are at the height of their fame and still shooting up. Bruce Jenner will be particularly fun to watch implode.

There have to be signs in a town as brutal and ruthless as Hollywood, where Woody Allen said it was worse than dog-eat-dog, it is dog doesn’t return other dog’s phone call. No bookings on talk shows. The next fragrance line postponed, the book tour cancelled, the agent doesn’t return calls.