The Obamacare website is pretty bad. When you log in, you have to include the words "Ted Cruz Sucks" in your password.


Lex's easy and concise health tips:

Try to laugh, sweat, cry, dance and sing everyday.

Naps

Hydrate, your drate can never be too hy.

Be a vegetarian for one day a week

Meditate 20 minutes a day

Stretch

Emerse in a large body of water once a week, ranging in size from pool to ocean.

Pet a dog once a day

Hugs, lots of them

Everybody has to have two things: an at-bat song and a touchdown dance. Me? At-bat song is the Stones "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'" and my touchdown dance is to hop up and land in a surfing stance, paddle three to the right, three to the left.