The New England Patriots beat the New York Jets, Thursday, 13-10 even though Patriot QB, Tom Brady, was furious at the dropped balls and bad routes of his rookie receivers. Brady was furious until someone reminded him he is rich and married to a super model.

 “The Talk” co-host, Julie Chen, admitted she had surgery to look less Chinese; And Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is going to undergo surgery to look less Putin-y.

Just so you know, folks, we here at a.L.B.b. fired the comedy writer who said the operation made Chen drive better.