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We got much-needed rain to help with the fires. We got more water than came from the tears from Reese Witherspoon’s publicist.

We wanted water as much as the Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, is about to get sick of water.

In rapid order, Donald Trump has gotten into bitter feuds with President Obama, “Modern Family” creator, Danny Zuker, and now Jon Stewart. I’m starting to think that thing on Trump’s head isn’t the only thing that needs a distemper shot.

Donald Trump is a feud with Jon Stewart over Stewart changing his name from Leibowitz. Trump’s name is an old German word that means; “Looks Like He’s Pooping a Pine Cone.”