What’s the difference between Joe Biden and a pit bull? Teeth whitener.
Since you asked:
In honor of the great "Modern Family" Phil Dunphy's "Phil-osophy", e.g. "Try and enjoy a sunset once a day," here we now have:
Enjoy the little things in life. But some big things are pretty cool. And the middle-sized ones can be great. So there's that.
Commit one act of random kindness a day. But not to that she-witch down the street, Charlotte. Almost every day she cut me off when I was taking Ann Caroline to school, that bitch...
Play music when you cook and talk when you eat dinner. Unless something really good is on TV, like a good game or something.
Give a nickname to all of your pants. Time to put you on, Mr. Grey Guy. Yo, BJ the blue jeans, time to hang you up.
When you work out, laugh and scoff at the millions of people who are not working out. When you don't work out, tell those smug jerks who are working out and mocking you to eff off.
Once a day sweat, laugh, poop and cry. Just don't do all four when you're having sex.
Be the best that you can be. Unless you're a douche-bag, then go the other way.
All things in moderation including, from time-to-time, moderation.