Thursday, August 23, 2012

Rep. Todd Akin says women rarely get pregnant from legitimate rape. This guy should be more concerned that men rarely get laid with a legitimate comb-over. 

The Navy Seal who wrote "No Easy Day" about being on the mission that killed Osama bin Laden, now may face legal trouble. Shoot, I don't need this right now, isn't it enough I wrote it under the pen name Mark Owen? 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Stand Up Paddleboarding - Outside Today

How bad-ass is this? 

Is it just me, or do Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan look like the guys wearing the red sweaters and throwing the football in the L.L.  Bean catalog? 

She’s OK now, but Rosie O’Donnell had a heart attack. Doctors are recommending that Rosie actually slice the ham before eating it. 

While taking a break from his job flying helicopters, Prince Harry was photographed naked while playing strip-billiards with beautiful women in a Las Vegas Suite. Me? I am washing dirty gym clothes in the sink so I can work out later. Thanks for the kick in the nuts, god. Thanks for the kick in the nuts. 

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Jackson Browne - Fountain of Sorrow

Man, is it hot. I am sweating like Todd Akin at an Indigo Girls concert. 

Roger Clemens's pitching comeback at 50 is not going well; every time a batter steps to the plate he yells;

"You punk, get off my lawn."

Is it just me, or do Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan look like the guys at the gym spotting each other on the bench press while checking out their hair in the mirror too much?

Paul Ryan is amazingly fit. Once, while campaigning in New Jersey, he ran fifteen laps around Gov. Chris Christie. 

Partial list of nicknames for Wrigley Telluride Kaseberg:

Mister Wrigley

Wrigley T.

The Wrigger Digger Dawg

Mister Moose

Hound Doggy

His Nibs

Big Boy

No-nuts hassin' dawg

Cuddle Bunny



Sir Scrounge Around Hound

The Whinerriemer

A Cuss

Puppy Paws Batterer

Mister Tummy Rubbins

Da' Bidness Dawg

Fuss Budget


Snooze Hound

Lazy Bones

Up and at 'em dawg

The Talker

Mister Frumpus


Da' Knuckleheadiest Dawg

No Sense Hasin' Dawg

Shameless Mamas Boy

'Dis here dawg

Spoiled-rotten Dawg

Schweat Pea

Mister Boo-hairs

We miss you something awful

Oh, the "Dick Move By a Prius Driver" Contest may be over. At least this will be hard to beat.

On our lovely trip to Santa Barbara we did not encounter one hostile gesture or move neither by drivers nor pedestrians. Everybody is very friendly.

Then a Prius driver hit a slow-walking fat guy in the street. The guy was OK, but then the Prius driver yelled at him for not watching where he was going. 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Suplove Paddleboard Yoga with Sarah Tiefenthaler

USC football ranked #1. Asked to comment, one USC football player said;

"Wow, number one. That's near the top." 

Have you ever had one of those days?