Friday, July 27, 2012

This the kind of impact Wrigley had on folks. Doug, the 20-something nice guy landscaper who did our backyard remodel, came over to check something and asked where Wrigley was. When I told him Wrigley passed, he choked up. 

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow ( Hey oh ) ( Lyrics in Description )

It is my opinion they should use the Joe Paterno statue to give prostate exams in prison.
Did you notice what I noticed? Terrible paddle technique. Girls, girls, girls, hold it at the handle on the top and use your torsos in the athletic stance position. Don't make me come up there . . .

The “TMZ” report that Kristen Stewart tweeted she cheated on Robert Pattinson is making the “Twilight Sag” blogs blow up and go viral. And that is this week’s story my Aunt Beatrice will never understand. 

Randy Newman- I Iove L.A.

P.J. Stompy a mofizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A strip club in Tampa is luring customers with a Sarah Palin lookalike. She is exactly like Sarah Palin, except the stripper is actually knowledgeable about US policy.

A church official, Monsignor William Lynn, has been sentenced to prison for covering up priest’s sex crimes. He has been sentenced to 3-to-6 years in federal prison and four to five years of coaching at Penn State.

While in London for the Olympics, beautiful virgin hurdler, Lolo Jones, said she wants to have tea with Prince Harry. That could work because I believe Prince Harry’s official title is Vice Lord of Deflower.

The cast of “Modern Family” is suing to be released from their contracts. They all want to make as much money as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, Sofia Vergara. That’s tough, because who can stay abreast of Sofia Vergara?

The Olympic Opening Ceremony is rumored to be very British. What is very British? Mick Jagger eating a kidney pie and breaking a tooth?

Since you asked:
Gotta say, never got the Lady Di thang. She struck me as a two-faced, snotty twit. But man, Duchess Kate and Prince William rock. They are so cool and great. Starting to catch that whole Royal fever deal.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

In sad news, the inventor of the treadmill, William Staub, passed away at 96. His memorial service will be 20 minutes long, but will seem like an hour.

Michelle Jenneke Dancing Sexy as Hell at Junior World Championships in B...

Like an Aussie said; "She is hotter than a five dollar pistol and tougher than a fifty cent steak."

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Lots of stories emerging about the rampant sex at the Olympic village. Duh. World's biggest coed dorm filled with the greatest bodies in the world with a ton of booze sponsors giving out free drinks. There is going to be more sex than on a priests and alter boy's camping trip. 

The Golden Rules of Stand Up Paddling

Monday, July 23, 2012

If things were any worse for Penn State's football program they would have to change their name to the Northwestern Wildcats. 

The more that comes out on this idiot psycho, James Holmes, the more hated he becomes. And he started out at killing-12-wounding-52 kind of hated. 

Turns out Holmes went on a sex site for indiscriminate sex and got turned down. That's like being told by the guy handing out free cocktail wieners at Costco you're too fat to have one. 
Here's my good big boy. You know that thup, thup, thup noise your flip flops make when they hit your heel? Exact same noise Wrigley made when he slurped water out of his bowl.