There is a new documentary that claims OJ Simpson did not kill his wife and Ron Goldman, a serial killer did. It is called; “The Documentary I am Never Going to Watch.” 

Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, has filed bankruptcy; this explains why Sara Lee has come out with a new cream-filled snack cake called; “Suck it, Bitches.” 

Sara Lee hasn't been this excited since she read "50 Shades of Grey." 

Since you asked:

How messed up is this NFL season? Let's put it this way. The giant NFL-expert brain trusts who are paid big coin to predict the Monday Night Football schedule, picked the 3-7 Eagles to play the 2-8 Panthers because they were sure this game would have late-season playoff implications.

In my-soon-to-be-ex-Fantasy League, some dude with a man-crush for Tom Brady happened to land Adrian Peterson in the later rounds - AP  couldn't start game #1 because he was still coming back from a serious MCL operation - and now, due to a mind-blowing comeback by Peterson nobody could have predicted,  he is undefeated. 

A couple weeks ago a 1-8 team beats a 8-1 team. Just look at how inconsistent the Giants are. This week Reggie Bush goes MVP, before that he was MIA. 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Parity. Injuries. Pass-happy teams are unpredictable by definition. Look at the Cowboys. Virtually no running game. None. And yet they, like almost every other team in the NFC East, are still in the hunt.