Don't let the Dingo eat the baby, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers.

Hey, did you hear that Kim Kardashian compared herself to the virgin Mary? Really? 'Cause if you look up "Virgin" in the dictionary, it says; 

"Not Kim Kardashian."  

Kim Kardashian is to virgin what Keith Richards is to physical fitness.  

Letterman: "Some people go nuts and get the entire Sistine Chapel tattoed on their arm."

Bieber: (Deadpanned) "Why would I want to get the Sixteenth Chapel on my arm?"