This just in: Mitt Romney saw "The Hunger Games" and liked it. The wealthy Romney just had one question:

"What is hunger?"

The rumor is “Jersey Shore” is looking to get rid of Snooki and Mike “The Situation” Serrentino because he’s in rehab and she is single and pregnant. That is pretty pathetic when you’re considered not classy enough for “Jersey Shore.”

Kentucky and Louisville are in the final four; Kentucky and Louisville are different; to Louisville a tie is like kissing your sister. To Kentucky a win is like kissing your cousin. The really hot cousin.

Mitt Romney was in San Diego. No, he was in Mexico. He’s in San Diego. Or is he?

Dick Cheney is recovering well after a heart transplant; he is breathing well but quite loudly out of that Darth Vader mask and chest plate.

Remember that sleazebag Dominic Strauss-Kahn who was charged with raping the New York maid? Now he has been charged with using a prostitution ring. Who does this clown think he is? The French John Edwards?