What I want is for you to up and done give me a boo-shang one time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Stevie Wonder wants to be on "Dancing with the Stars." That just flat-out ain't gonna work. Not 'cause Stevie is blind, but because he is an actual star.

Madonna performing at Super Bowl halftime? Madonna is not football savvy. In fact, Madonna thinks a point-spread is the distance between the tips of her cone bra.