Thursday, January 13, 2011

Look out, everybody, 'cause it's another surfin' daaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwg


I can see clearly now, the rain has gone, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Seven-Eleven has their own brand of wine. It fits nicely into Seven-Eleven’s own brand of brown paper bag.

I think the Seven-Eleven winery is: Estates of Depression.

MySpace announced it is cutting its global staff. The worst part? The MySpace global staff found out about it on facebook.

Sadly, Sylvia Bursztyn, the woman who made the L.A. Times crossword puzzle, passed away at 62. She died of complications of a twelve-letter-word for infected small organ in the abdomen.

“Jersey Shore” Snooki has written a book where she says she is not a role model. That’s right, she is not a role model, she’s a troll model.

A study claims people are more likely to remember their first kiss than when they lost their virginity. However, Charlie Sheen only remembers when he lost his virginity, primarily because the hooker wouldn’t kiss him.

A study claims people are more likely to remember their first kiss than when they lost their virginity, but a lot of teenage Florida boys remember both: it was when their teacher asked them to stay after school.


Director Ivan Reitman announced plans are underway for “Ghostbusters III.” “Wow, this is terribly exciting news;” said the year 1986.

A study claims people are more likely to remember their first kiss than when they lost their virginity. For folks in West Virginia it’s easier, they just have to recall which family reunion it was.

Seven-Eleven has their own brand of wine. It’s bold, yet palatable with a subtle hint of suicidal tendencies.

How about that Matthews NFL family? The Grandfather, Clay Matthews, his two sons, Bruce and Clay Jr. and their sons Clay the III and Kevin all played or play in the NFL with two more coming to the NFL from college. This amazing success helps relieve the recent tragedy of the family Thanksgiving touch football game where eleven in-laws had to be hospitalized.

Since you asked:

The awesome Julie Bowen’s Claire in “Modern Family.”

“She’s opening her jaw, it’s a sign of OCD. I’ve read like 200 articles about it.”