Friday, December 03, 2010

At the Oklahoma airport a woman stripped to her bra and panties for the TSA search; you gotta admit, this woman put the T&A in TSA.

The hearing to repeal the military’s “Don’t ask, don’t tell” law continues in Washington; one soldier testified that a gay soldier he served with was big, mean and killed a lot of bad guys. Not to mention he could wear the hell out his khaki uniform.

John McCain proclaimed “We must have a regime change in North Korea.” He went on to demand a driver slow down, dammit, this is a neighborhood.

The debate on “Don’t ask, don’t tell” continues. History is in favor of gays in the military. If gay men hadn’t been in the British navy to defeat the Spanish Armada, today England would be called Los Englandos.

Rumor has it Snoop Dog is gong to perform at Prince William’s bachelor party. If Prince William thought his friends laughed at his dad Charles’s ears before? Wait until Snoop gets them all stoned on chronic, they’ll wet their pants.

A study claims there are 200 sextillion more stars in the universe than previously thought; when a skeptic reporter asked if the 200 sextillion number was real or made up, the indignant astrologist said; “I’ll bet you a biscillion dollars its right.”


Since you asked:

Whew doggies, Slattaloids and Nuggoptomoses. You are looking at one stoked jamoke. Well, you're not actually looking, but reading.

Anyway.

Brought my baby home, Jaycee. (See SUP board in prior post) Everything was better than I thought, the drive, the SUP Co store, the kids who helped me. There even was a girl in the shop who was a possible twin of Jill Costello. That I consider a good omen.

Gonna rock that board tomorrow at Scripps. 'Cause I am one of those work hard, play hard, party hard kinda guys. Except, you know, for the work hard part.