Can I say I am a huge adopted, temporary bandwagon Giants fan? Great fans, great park.

We seen the scene in between, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

I’ve been reading Rolling Stone’s Keith Richard’s memoir “Life” and it is fascinating: rampant drug use, knife fights, drunken orgies, hotel room fires, car crashes. And that’s just his sixteenth birthday party.

Did you know that Keith was once arrested for driving with too much blood in his alcohol system?

A drunk and cocaine-fueled Charlie Sheen trashed his New York hotel suite with a naked hooker locked in the closet; Sheen was then admitted to a hospital. Or as Charlie calls that: Tuesday night.

A drunk and cocaine-fueled Charlie Sheen trashed his New York hotel suite with a naked hooker locked in the closet; Sheen was then admitted to a hospital. Sheen’s publicist first said it was an allergic reaction to medication. Sheen’s publicist was then admitted to a hospital for an allergic reaction to her own crap statement.

A drunk and cocaine-crazy Charlie Sheen trashed his New York hotel suite with a naked hooker locked in the closet; Sheen was then admitted to a hospital. The occasion? Charlie was on vacation with his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and their two young kids. Imagine how Charlie acts when he is out partying with the boys?

A judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan back to rehab, but sources say Lindsay can’t afford the $50,000 Betty Ford Clinic bill. That Betty Ford Clinic is amazing, they know what the fastest cure for cocaine addiction is: poverty.

Are you excited about the World Series between the Texas Rangers and the San Francisco Giants? This is the single most anticipated event for San Franciscans besides the Tony Awards.

I’ve been reading Keith Richard’s memoir “Life” and it is fascinating. For example, did you know Keith Richards has not done drugs in over twenty years? Not that Keith doesn’t want to do drugs, it’s just that Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have hogged them all.


Since you asked:

Blogged on blogger, tweeted on Twitter, posted on Facebook, bought a Blu-ray DVD on Amazon, checked and replied to my e-mails and my g-mails, Googled iPhone apps and downloaded Mapquest directions, made a playlist for my iPod and texted a picture of a stand up paddle board core workout. Viewed clips on YouTube and "Funny or Die." Updated my fantasy football lineup and paid my bills online.

Ten years ago how much of this would have made any damn sense?

You know who I like? The San Francisco Giants. Great personalities, hilarious fans, beautiful ball park. Amazing city. Also a big Bruce Bochy fan from his Padres days, especially his press conferences in that awesome vague not-quite- Southern, Arizona/Oklahoma accent so many baseball players and managers magically adopt;


Bochy:

"Well, he's a heck of ballplayer. He's a player who comes to the park to play ball, a ballplayer's ballplayer. We have a good ball club, thanks to all the ballplayers on the ball club who are players who can play ball."