Friday, July 09, 2010

This just in:

A 31-year-old Ohio woman posed as a 14-year-old boy so she could have sex with a 16-year-old girl. Upon hearing this, Roman Polanski’s head nearly exploded.


I still can’t get over Radio Shack is the sponsor of Lance Armstrong’s Tour De France team. Did they outbid Acme Beepers and Pagers?

But Radio Shack did offer Lance a nice bonus package. The problem is, because it is from Radio Shack, Lance won't be able to open the package.

Lance Armstrong riding his bike in a Radio Shack shirt. Is this the Tour De France or the sequel to "40-Year-old Virgin"?

It's been tough to be a Cleveland sports fan. First the Browns left for Baltimore, now LeBron James is going to Miami, and the Indians aren't going anywhere.

In Vienna, the US traded ten captured Russian spies to Russia for four of our alleged spies. The deal included Matt Damon and the year 1965 to-be-announced-later.