Tuesday, June 01, 2010

This just in: back surgeons discovered the cause of U2's Bono's back injury to be due to bending over to try and find what he's been looking for.

If you're a guy who is in the military and interested in staying in the military, don't ask anyone about "Sex and the City 2' and don't tell anyone you've already seen it.

A 13-year-old California boy became the youngest person to summit Mt. Everest. Wow, when I was 13, my proudest accomplishment was asking for and buying a "Playboy" at the Pharmacy.