Friday, December 11, 2009

Ying and Yang doggies, Kasey and Wrigley

Make a plan and take a stand, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


The good news for Tom Brady? His wife, Giselle Bunchen just delivered a baby boy; the bad news for Brady? The father is Tiger Woods.


A huge snowstorm has hit the Midwest; there is so much snow in Detroit, the Lions cancelled practice which is shocking. The Lions practice? Since when?


Let’s see who is on top of the Tiger Woods leader board. It’s porn star Joslyn James who is leading the other ten players by a mere 4,232 stokes.


One of Tiger Woods’s girlfriends, Jamiee Grubbs, claims she didn’t know Tiger was married when they had sex. So apparently she was the only person in the country who did not know Tiger was married, besides Tiger.



One of Tiger Woods’s girlfriends, Jaimee Grubbs, claims her relationship with Tiger was sacred. And by sacred she means selling his private text messages to her to the highest bidder.



Health experts say the hottest toy of Christmas, the Zhu Zhu toy hamster, my contain chemicals that could make you ill; in a related story, actor Richard Gere is not feeling very well.