Beware of SadnessIt can hit you
It can hurt you
Make you sore and what is more
That is now what we are here for
- George Harrison, "Beware of Darkness."
How you feelin’ me now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
The most used word in 2009? Twitter. The second and third most used words? “We’re idiots.”
Tiger hits a tree and a fire hydrant? Yo, Tiger, pick a wood or an iron, you can’t hit both.
Any more women come out of the woodwork and we may have to change Tiger’s name to Rabbit Woods.
A pizzeria in Ireland fired its workers for watching porn while making pizzas; it brought a whole new and ugly meaning to meat lover’s pizza.
This economy is rough, sales of Viagra and Cialus are down. What’s even sadder? Sales of popsicle sticks and duct tape are up.
Since you asked:
Now that Tiger has finally come out and admitted his transgressions, he isn't in front of this story, but he did sort of knock it sideways out of bounds. Now any bimbos who try and come forward will just be viewed as the gold digging little tramps they are.
What I really like is this now knocks that rabid pit bull psycho media whore, Gloria Allred, out of the picture. She can't sue the "National Enquirer" now that it is clear their story on Rachel Uchitel was true. Yeah.
Hopefully Tiger can save his marriage and pull out of this and grow up. The ironic thing is that Tiger has worked so hard to be a flawless machine to the public he appears too robotic for a lot of people and showing that he is actually human could work in his favor. It is too soon to tell. Let's hope so.
In a world of true bad guys like Bernie Madoff and John Edwards and OJ Simpson, Tiger is not a bad guy, I don't think. Just naive and, well, horny. Not the two worst traits in the world.
And as far as the cocktail waitress bimbo, the aptly named Jamiee Grubbs, since the Alec Baldwin incident, I view the person who releases a phone message to the press as the real bad guy.
The most used word in 2009? Twitter. The second and third most used words? “We’re idiots.”
Tiger hits a tree and a fire hydrant? Yo, Tiger, pick a wood or an iron, you can’t hit both.
Any more women come out of the woodwork and we may have to change Tiger’s name to Rabbit Woods.
A pizzeria in Ireland fired its workers for watching porn while making pizzas; it brought a whole new and ugly meaning to meat lover’s pizza.
This economy is rough, sales of Viagra and Cialus are down. What’s even sadder? Sales of popsicle sticks and duct tape are up.
Since you asked:
Now that Tiger has finally come out and admitted his transgressions, he isn't in front of this story, but he did sort of knock it sideways out of bounds. Now any bimbos who try and come forward will just be viewed as the gold digging little tramps they are.
What I really like is this now knocks that rabid pit bull psycho media whore, Gloria Allred, out of the picture. She can't sue the "National Enquirer" now that it is clear their story on Rachel Uchitel was true. Yeah.
Hopefully Tiger can save his marriage and pull out of this and grow up. The ironic thing is that Tiger has worked so hard to be a flawless machine to the public he appears too robotic for a lot of people and showing that he is actually human could work in his favor. It is too soon to tell. Let's hope so.
In a world of true bad guys like Bernie Madoff and John Edwards and OJ Simpson, Tiger is not a bad guy, I don't think. Just naive and, well, horny. Not the two worst traits in the world.
And as far as the cocktail waitress bimbo, the aptly named Jamiee Grubbs, since the Alec Baldwin incident, I view the person who releases a phone message to the press as the real bad guy.
posted by Alex at
10:54 AM
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