"I got anger issues? How'd you like some broken nose issues?"

Taking the frail by the tail ‘til they wail, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


A woman in England is allergic to water and can only take a shower for five minutes a month; or as they call showering for five minutes a month in France: obsessive cleanliness disorder.


Kirstie Alley is coming back to TV. I think the show is called “C.S.I.: Applebee’s.”


Have you seen the clip of New Mexico’s women’s soccer player, Elisabeth Lambert, slamming a Brigham Young player to the ground by her pony tail? The bad news? Lambert has been suspended. The good news? Lambert picked up an endorsement deal with Midol .

The bad news? Lambert has been suspended. The good news? The Oakland Raiders want to sign her.


Have you seen the clip of New Mexico’s women’s soccer player, Elisabeth Lambert, slamming a Brigham Young player to the ground by her pony tail? The bad news? Lambert has been suspended. The good news? She inked an endorsement deal with Nike: Just Do It, Bitch.