Monday, October 05, 2009

This is the scene tonight while grillin' and chillin' for MNF

We got the thing at that place with those people, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers




The CBS’ “The Good Wife” premiered this week, it’s about the wife of a politician who is cheating on her. Or as a the wife of a politician who is cheating on her as otherwise known: a politician’s wife.


A University of Chicago study claims playing sports makes you smarter; wow, can you imagine if Michael Vick didn’t play football? Scary.


Sarah Palin’s 400 page memoir is titled: “Going Rogue.” It wasn’t easy for Sarah to write this book, she was also busy churning out hilarious scripts for “30 Rock.”


Sarah Palin’s 400 page memoir is titled: “Going Rogue.” It’s filled with excellent traveling insights like, surprisingly, did you now men aren’t legally required to wear a tie in Thailand?


Sarah Palin’s upcoming 400 page memoir is titled: “Going Rogue.” Some of Sarah’s rejected titles? “Getting All Maverick-y” “You’re Welcome, Tina Fey” and “Good Morning, Russia.”


Sarah Palin’s upcoming 400 page memoir is titled: “Going Rogue.” It’s filled with excellent traveling insights like, no matter what you’ve heard, there is no country called Europe.


You can now buy Crocs – those rubber sandals with a strap – with your team colors and insignia; so guys, if you’re a Detroit Lion fan, these Crocs are the perfect look if you want the ladies to know you, and your favorite team, are losers.


The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been included for nomination into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; now that is how you know you’re getting old, when bands you think are a bunch of young punks are getting nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.


The latest trend with al Qaida suicide bombers is inserting the bombs in their rectums; if al Qaida isn’t careful things like rectal suicide bombers could tarnish their usually stellar reputation.


The latest trend with al Qaida suicide bombers is inserting the bombs in their rectums, you thought al Qaida terrorists were desperate when they tried to light their shoes? Now they’ll have to light their farts.


Tufts University has passed a rule that students cannot have sex if their roommate is present. Wow things have gotten wild, when I was in college I had a hard time having sex in my room with my date present.


Since you asked:

As much as we thought we knew how out-of-touch Hollywood big shots are with us real people, as much as we knew how ridiculously highly they regard themselves and each other as well as what they do for a living, we never got a complete insight just how far out of whack the top big shots of Hollywood’s priorities and egos are until they banded together to sign a petition demanding the release of a pervert who drugged, and gave alcohol to and then anally raped a thirteen-year-old child. As you know, the petition is for that horrible human, Roman Polanski.

When an outspoken women’s rights activist, like Whoopi Goldberg, crawls inside a degenerate’s rectum, like Whoopi Goldberg did when she questioned on live TV on “The View” whether the heinous crime Polanski committed was rape-rape, we get some small idea how much these absolute immoral morons deify themselves and what they do.

Do I sound angry? You’re goddamned right I do, because I am.

We haven’t seen this much ego and out-of-touch priorities since immediately after he was arrested for dog fighting, professional athletes defended Michael Vick for torturing and killing puppies and dogs for six years.

What is about the only act a human being can commit that is worse than torturing and killing puppies? How about drugging and then repeatedly raping a little girl?

And Hollywood supports this guy.

Please, please, liberal or conservative, republican or democrat, it does not matter. It doesn’t matter if it is Tom Selleck pimping the right wing or Rosie O’Donnell whoring for the left, please remember this Polanski petition the next time a Hollywood star or director tells us how to vote.



Not to blow smoke:


But there is some serious girl-power up in comedy writing/writing these days. Diablo Cody, Caprice Crane, Tina Fey, Chelsea Lately. Funny, smart, hot. Works for me. Can I get a woot to the woot, woot, one time?