Please forgive my Laurel Canyon obsession, but this a Lookout Mountain Avenue living room. Even I could write a song in there.

Louisville coach Rick Pitino says a sex scandal involving a waitress accused of extorting him has been "pure hell" for his family. If that wasn't bad enough, in genteel and polite old-school Southern Louisville, when Pitino had sex with her on the table? He used the wrong fork.