A Missouri car dealer is offering new truck buyers a free AK-47 automatic weapon. In other words, he is inviting people - during tough economic times - to come to his business and providing them with a lethal weapon as well as a means of escape.

What could possibly go wrong?

Alec Baldwin's character Jack Donaghy:

"I've got great seats at Yankee Stadium. They're right between the player's wives and the player's girlfriends, except I don't go on bat day."

Here is all you need to know about Ruth Madoff in case you still harbored any sympathy for her.

At least twice a week for 30 years Bernie and Ruth went out to dinner at a nice family owned Upper East side Italian restaurant. Every time they came in, the owner would come over and say hello and ask how they were doing. Not once in the 30 years did Ruth ever even bother to look at the owner nor did she ever acknowledge him.

Granted, it isn't stealing billions of dollars, but it says a lot.

Brad Pitt told a German newspaper he does not believe in god. To which an angry and vengeful god then threatened Pitt with switching his life with mine . . . what the? I heard that, I am sitting right here for crying-out-loud.