Tuesday, June 02, 2009

This just in:

In the next "Rolling Stone" issue, "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert will reveal he is gay. Really? Didn't he reveal he was gay when he appeared on stage wearing a bird cage?

This news will come as quite a shock to Lambert's boyfriend.

This promises to be the most shocking event since a Marathon was won by a Kenyan.


Different media types are pronouncing Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor's name differently. NBC's Brian Willams pronounces it Soto-may-er, CBS's Katie Couric pronounces it Soto-my-your, Lou Dobbs pronounces it Reprehensible, and Rush Limbaugh pronounces it Fernandez.

As an undisclosed, let's review: the Republicans are angry at the Supreme Court nomination of Sonia Sotomayor, they are angry at Colin Powell for not being more of a Republican, they are angry at Nancy Pelosi and anyone who is against water boarding, but mostly they are angry at being portrayed as the party of bitterness.